“Would you like some more wine?” She asked me. I said yes, and now I’m writing this to you from the throes of a hangover.
Our idea of fun is putting poison in our bodies and then throwing up 6 hours later. Yeah, sounds great sign me up. Why do we do this? I don’t get it. I hate it.
There’s nothing else I can give you in this post. This is it. This is the post. I hate alcohol. I see that as a blessing, too. I’m really glad I hate alcohol more than I enjoy it. I feel like throwing up again.
I hope you enjoyed the worst blog post I’ve written.